Celebrity vs. Thing

Okay, I have to share with you my favourite feature on Fametracker, in which the contributors pit a celebrity versus some inanimate object, asking the question of which they would rather live without. For example, in today's edition, Angelina Jolie beats out bottled water. I don't always agree with the conclusions (I would choose bagels over any celebrity, much less Catherine Zeta-Jones, and I'm still undecided in their choice of bath puffs over Tom Hanks) but it's such an interesting perspective, making me ask: "How important really are these people, in terms of my everyday life?"