Apparently Chris got up and wrote down what we were saying, because I woke up the next morning to find this sitting on my kitchen table:
You know, I love that little picture of a stick figure with a wedgie so much that I think I have to give you a close-up:

And so, because 29 is such a grown-up-sounding age,* we're sending Ky wedgies for her birthday. She'd better look out when we see her in church tomorrow. Happy birthday, my dear. Thanks for putting up with us around here.
* And it's that awful year where you have a high likelihood that someone will ask you "And holding?" when you tell them your age, which is why my mother-in-law spent her entire 29th year telling people she was thirty, just so they wouldn't think she was lying about her age.
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Amanda read this and thought it was pretty funny. And true, that she would appear to you in a dream to tell you to give me a wedgie.
ps. I'm wearing a dress to church tomorrow just so you CAN'T give me a wedgie.
I'll find a way. Mark my words: I'll find a way.
INTERNET WEDGIE!!!!!!!!!!!
You can totally wedgie someone in a dress. You still just have to grab the underwear and pull up. Done and done.
AND she was wearing tights! But she fought me off successfully, and I didn't want to look like I was groping her with all the church people around.
However, she's on her way to my house right now...
DId you ever give her a wedgie??
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