1. That "BYOB" means "Bring Your Own Beef" ("Chris, if I hadn't informed you otherwise, and you had received an invitation that said 'BYOB...'" "...I would have assumed we were barbequeing and brought a raw steak.");
2. That garbanzo beans are imaginary;
3. That Spanish musicians play "flamingo" guitar. ("I had a whole explanation about the word origin figured out in my head, involving South America and flamingos.")
Now that I've mocked my husband sufficiently, I turn the mockery back to myself. Yesterday I went to the beach, and I was so diligent about the sunblock, except...I forgot my face. Until after we went swimming. I am about the colour of a tomato right now, on my face, my scalp, and the tops of my ears, except that I wore sunglasses while I was in the water. And so there are big white circles around my eyes.
Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch. I look ridiculous. And have no way to avoid being in public for the next few days.