Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Fun Ways to Freak Out My Husband

1. Get up when he does, at 5:00AM.

2. While he is in the shower, make french toast.

3. Be more chipper than he is. (Anyone who knows Chris knows that this is quite a feat.)

4. Sing "I'm Alive, Alert, Awake, Enthusiastic (Woo)" at 6:10AM.

He called me "Alien Wife" this morning. I have been up for an hour and ten minutes, folks.

5 comments:

Queen of West Procrastination said...

Umm, but what does one do at 6:30 in the morning? My life made so much more sense when I got up at 9am. Maybe I'll shower.

Anonymous said...

You know, I'm tending to agree with Chris here. This doesn't sound like Maryanne at all. I think the Pod People got her. Oh well.

Maryanne, are you on drugs? Should we be having an intervention? Okay, I think I've harrassed you enough now. I go.

Anonymous said...

I would vote for the drugs thing. I remember you continually shooting up back here (or perhaps it was getting shot).

Anyway, just start with the work you do at 9:00 and just keep going. That is what I do.

Queen of West Procrastination said...

Trust these two boys to be the ones blogging in the wee sma's. (Or, at least, what I consider early.) I am not on drugs (although the tea I just had was caffienated) and that shot I get is allergy serum.

I figured out why I was so awake this morning: since I've been going to bed at the same time as Chris, and then falling back asleep after he leaves for work, I've been getting 11 hours of sleep per night for the last couple of weeks. I think my body was like "No more! Please no!"

krisluvswool said...

Ha! Take advantage of it while you can... I found that the times I am able to wake up early were the most productive! Too bad I can't keep it up all the time!