Item 1: All the cool kids are using the phrase "Here's the skinny." Just ask Chris.
Item 2: Having watched part of the post-Oscars Jimmy Kimmel show (replayed this evening on CityTV), Chris and I have come up with a few theories: a.) that show has too high of a budget; b.) Jimmy Kimmel holds all of Hollywood's secrets; or c.) Jimmy Kimmel has made a pact with the devil.