Apparently, I have sensitive skin.
Skin that's so sensitive that I just got a chemical burn on my finger from not washing Tabasco sauce off quickly enough. Like, a blister formed and everything. Tabasco! That stuff is hardly even spicy! Chris drinks it like it's water!
And he won't let me live it down. He just told me that I wasn't allowed to help him with something because my skin's "too delicate."