I'm going to be gone for the next week or so, staying at a camp in North Battleford with several hundred of my friends and relatives. I will spend the week attending church services, playing my flute, reading comps books, and explaining to people where Chris is. I also plan on convincing Bronwyn to dye my hair, and then seeing if anyone notices the difference. After that, I'm spending two nights in Park Valley, an imaginary place* in Northern Saskatchewan where all of my Norweigan relatives live. There, I will run around with small cousins, putter about with my grandparents, and attempt to avoid petting any kitties that might be about (even if they look soft).
Talk amongst yourselves.
*A farming community near Prince Albert National Park, which used to be on the map.